“I’m not saying we should key their car…” - Greeting Card

For righteous anger, petty solidarity, or just being a really good friend.

This card says what you’re not saying — but also kind of are. Perfect for breakups, workplace drama, bad neighbors, or any situation where moral support matters more than good advice.

Blank inside, because you’ll probably have thoughts.

Card Details:

• Folded A2 greeting card (5.5 × 4.25 inches)

• Printed on white cardstock

• Blank interior

• Includes A2 kraft envelope

• Packaged in protective cellophane

Designed and handmade in Charlotte, North Carolina.