“You lucky bitch.” - Greeting Card

$5.25

Sometimes congratulations call for honesty.

This card keeps it short, blunt, and deeply sincere. Perfect for promotions, engagements, pregnancies, house closings, or any moment where someone clearly won and you want to acknowledge it properly.

Blank inside, because you probably have more to say (or don’t — both are valid).

Card Details:

  • Folded A2 greeting card (5.5 × 4.25 inches)

  • Printed on white cardstock

  • Blank interior

  • Includes A2 kraft envelope

  • Packaged in protective cellophane

Designed, printed, cut, folded, and packaged at home in Charlotte, North Carolina.

Sometimes congratulations call for honesty.

This card keeps it short, blunt, and deeply sincere. Perfect for promotions, engagements, pregnancies, house closings, or any moment where someone clearly won and you want to acknowledge it properly.

Blank inside, because you probably have more to say (or don’t — both are valid).

Card Details:

  • Folded A2 greeting card (5.5 × 4.25 inches)

  • Printed on white cardstock

  • Blank interior

  • Includes A2 kraft envelope

  • Packaged in protective cellophane

Designed, printed, cut, folded, and packaged at home in Charlotte, North Carolina.